Is This REALLY The Best Motorcycle Ever? Yes.

Think of all the technological changes you have witnessed in your lifetime. There have been game changers, and there have been real GAMECHANGERS. We’ve always known BMW makes amazing motorcycles, but never in our wildest dreams did we think we’d ever see anything quite like this. Who’d have thought something so drastically different would capture the spirit of adventure so perfectly. Simple and elegant, refined yet rugged. If everything were made this well, the world would be a better place. Let’s get down to details.

For starters, it’s lost weight. A lot of weight. About 504.5 lbs to be exact. You might be asking yourself, but what about performance? Well that’s where this 2-FP (finger power) beast will surprise you. But the drivetrain is exposed! But I can’t fit my body on it! But the tires have no pressure! But, but, but, STOP. You haven’t had the experience until you’ve had it in person. Look at the suspension. Look at the amazing SW-MOTECH luggage! The R&G grips! This bike is everything you could ever want, even if you don’t know it yet.

What we don’t know is exactly how many brilliant minds worked on this incredible machine. The only thing we chose to change was the color; we modded the design just a little with some custom vinyl wrap. This will only set you back about $1.52, though you’ll need a razor blade to complete the job.

Most importantly, this bike will literally go anywhere. It’s 100% submergible. And the manual includes instructions on how to fix every piece should something happen to it. This will be the last motorcycle you ever buy — until the next one. Whatever you do this April, don’t fool yourself into thinking you don’t need this bike in your life, because you do. 😉